The world of Superstore isn't quite as violent as the world of Game of Thrones, but honestly the amount of political intrigue that goes on at Cloud 9 can pretty easily rival the world of Ice and Fire.
The characters of Superstore are a crew of extremely different individuals who are all looking out for their own goals, and often times they clash because their ideals or aims come into conflict with one another. So based on their personalities, which GoT house would each Superstore character find themselves in?
10 Marcus White - House Baratheon
Marcus White is an employee at Cloud 9 that has become a leader among the group for some reason that no one will ever understand.
He's completely lacking in any real leadership qualities, but he still likes to throw his weight around and thinks that what he says or thinks should carry a lot of sway. Although, to call him a thinker is probably giving him too much credit, not unlike many Baratheons.
9 Bo Thompson - House Martell
House Martell is one of the great houses of Westeros, and in theory they should be pretty badass and skilled at playing the political game, but pretty much every time they make a big move they wind up massively failing.
And Bo certainly likes to aggressively go after what he wants, but he rarely succeeds or learns any lessons from his failures, much like the Martells.
8 Sandra Kaluiokalani - House Greyjoy
Poor, browbeaten and ignored Sandra. Sandra is someone who is ostensibly part of the Cloud 9 crew and who deserves to have her own say in how the store functions, but she's pretty much written off and ignored by all of the real players at Cloud 9.
So in that sense, she's a pretty perfect match for the constantly maligned and ignored lords of the Iron Islands, House Greyjoy.
7 Glenn Sturgis - House Arryn
Glenn is actually a pretty good leader, and his ideas and beliefs carry a lot more influence over the rest of the employees than he seems to think that they do. But to be honest, he gets in his own way more often than not too.
He's a stickler for his morals, even when it's not the time to be pushing his own agenda, which is not unlike the follies of House Arryn.
6 Cheyenne Lee - House Tyrell
The Tyrells are sort of like the Kardashians of Game of Thrones, so for that reason alone Cheyenne obviously belongs in their house.
The Tyrells are actually much smarter than most people give them credit for, but because they're pretty and seem to be superficial, everyone overlooks them and doesn't seem to pick up on how much power they really have, just like Chey.
5 Mateo Liwanag - House Baelish
Mateo is without a doubt the Littlefinger of Cloud 9, even though pretty much everyone else in the store doesn't even realize that there is this bizarre political game going on between all of the employees.
Mateo is always trying to find an angle to work and he's trying to climb the corporate ladder by any means necessary. He always knows how to save himself and he's more than willing to throw almost anyone under the bus, so he's truly from House Baelish.
4 Garrett McNeill - House Lannister
Clearly Garrett would not be one of the most evil Lannisters, but he'd be a Lannister nonetheless. He's usually one of the smartest if not the smartest person in the room at all times, and he can be sneaky and manipulative when need be.
He also knows how to look out for himself, and he generally looks down upon everyone else around him, so he'd fit right in to the house of the roaring lion.
3 Dina Fox - House Targaryen
Dina Fox doesn't just think that she's the most extraordinary employee of Cloud 9, she knows it. She makes a play for more power in the store whenever she can, she isolates herself from others and revels in her own superiority, she loves her animals more than she loves people, and she is ready and willing to burn anyone who she feels has betrayed her.
She is a Targaryen through and through, and the Cloud 9 crew is lucky she doesn't have real dragons.
2 Amy Sosa - House Tully
Amy Sosa is a character who would probably fit right in with House Tully. She's a genuinely good person with good intentions, but she's not quite as aggressively honorable and active as someone like Jonah.
She has a strong sense of morality, however when it comes down to it, she's also willing to do what she needs to for the benefit of herself or the people that she cares about.
1 Jonah Simms - House Stark
Oh, sweet Jonah. He really couldn't belong anywhere besides House Stark. Jonah is passionate about doing what's right, even if doing what's right is also doing what's stupid.
He truly cares about doing the right thing, to the point where everyone around him is annoyed by his righteousness. And he he even has the look of a real Stark.
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